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Malloy: The dicks have their job, and we have ours. Its that simple. “
Pete Malloy: You know what this is?
Jim Reed: Yes sir, it's a police car.
Pete Malloy: This black and white patrol car has an overhead valve V8 engine. It develops 325 horsepower at 4800 RPM's. It accelerates from 0 to 60 in seven seconds; it has a top speed of 120 miles an hour. It's equipped with a multi channeled DFE radio and an electronic siren capable of admitting three variables, wale, yelp, and alert. It also serves as an outside radio speaker and public address system. The automobile has two shotgun racks, one attached to the bottom portion of the front seat, one in the vehicle trunk. Attached to the middle of the dash, illuminated by a single bulb is a hot sheet desk. Fastened to which you will always make sure is the latest one off the teletype before you ever roll.
Jim Reed: Yes sir.
Pete Malloy: It's your life insurance and mine. You take care of it and it'll take care of you.
Jim Reed: Yes sir. You want me to drive?
Pete Malloy: A wise man once said; great hazards accompany innovation.
Jim Reed: Yeah. Who was that?
Pete Malloy: Me!
MALLOY: Today we got lucky. All we got was a sack of fish.
REED: You just have to know how to arrest them and still make them like you. We call it technique.
"Reed, you're hopeless!"-Pete Malloy
"The subject of marriage came up."-Pete Malloy
"I've gotta look to the future."-Tee Jay (the occasional snitch)
"What kind of mother are you?"-Jim Reed
"His rap sheet is coming in now."-Lieutenant Moore
Episode 83 "The Search", Malloy hears Reed's voice of the radio, transmissions w/ Sgt. Mc Donnald, Reed wanted to make one last check of
before moving else ware. Malloy"Jerk"
When Reed finds Malloy laying bleeding next to their battered patrol unit in the woods, Malloy looks up at Reed and Malloy says "Partner"
Malloy: "We have to come back here again." Reed: "Yeah, they had good food." Malloy: "Good food we can get anywhere, they had cute waitresses."
From Log 1: The Impossible Mission (1968)
The 415 at the park: Reed has just apprehendened the teens in the barbecue hut and Malloy is just about to read him the riot act:
Malloy: "Just who do you think you are, Sergeant York?"
Reed: "Got in behind them. There's nothing to it."
Malloy: "Really. You could've been killed. When I give you orders, boy, you obey 'em, understand?"
Reed: "Yes sir, but I had a vantage point that you didn't have, so I took the iniative into my own hands."
Malloy: "Well you just take this piece into your little two hands and put it back in the rack!"(hands shotgun to Reed).
Reed:" Sorry. I just thought I was doing the right thing."
Malloy: "You're not old enough to think yet, Junior."
Reed: "Yes sir."
Malloy: "It's when you start thinking, before you're supposed to think,that you think yourself dead!" (Sees and nods to Lt. Moore)"See this tree? Well marry it if you have to, but I want you right here while I go talk to the Lieutenant!"
From A Dead Cop Help Anyone (1969)
The next day on p.m. watch after Ed Wells jumped Adam-12's call and Malloy and Reed get chewed out by Mac. Pete is at his locker and basically tells Ed to stay away from him and don't roll on any of his calls unless he's assigned. Ed is about to protest:
Wells : "Now wait a minute . . "
Malloy: "No, you wait a minute! You charge around like some comic strip charcter. And the sad thing about is that you think you're doing good police work; well you're not. There's more to this job than breaking a door down and taking a gun from some nut. Looks like you haven't learned that yet, and you never will, so I don't need you and these kids don't need you! If you don't get yourself killed, it'll be your partner or some other policeman.
Wells: " Aw, you're just mad because I made the bust. You'll get over it."
Malloy: "Look, Wells, the sergeant chewed on us because we didn't take that call ourselves. And I took it and didn't tell him about the stupid stunt you pulled! But next time you might not be so lucky, so do yourself a favor too, stay away from me!"
Malloy: " you think you could do something about that mirror?"
Reed – “ Sounds like a red head I used to know. “
Malloy: “What’s so funny?”
Reed: “ Oh Wells. I never knew a guy who could get into more scrapes! “
Malloy: “ Lets get Wells and Brinkman to come the party. “
Reed:- “ Wells? I can hardly wait. “
Officer Wells - “ how do you like that? “
Officer Brinkman - “ Wanna stay and watch? “
Officer Wells – “ Might as well. Morning shot anyway. “
Reed - “ Sure. Duke needed another dishwasher like a hole in the head. “
Reed –
Malloy - “ There he is. Three minutes before we go to work and he walks in all suited up.“
Reed – “ Did I get any phone calls? “
Malloy – “ What calls? Who would call somebody at seven O clock in the morning?”
Malloy - “ What did the guy say who shined your shoes? “
Reed – “ Nothing. “
Malloy - “ Did he ask you any questions?”
Reed – “ HA HA He never said a word why? “
Malloy – “ how about that Mac?”
Mac – “ Kinda hard to believe isn’t? “
Malloy – “ Yeah! He might as at least offered to shine your ankles. “
Reed – “ I didn’t ask her it wasn’t on the check list. “
Malloy – “ Either was I suppose. “
Reed – “ Did you want to be?”
Malloy - What 4 o clock in the morning? No thanks! “
Malloy – “ You got a dime?! “
Reed – “ Organization. “
Malloy – “ its gonna be a long day. “
Malloy - “ Where to partner? The nearest phone booth? “
Malloy – “ Sorry partner.”
Reed – “ Is anybody gonna tell me what it is? “
Malloy – “ It’s a mask and gown. “
Malloy – “ A fortune of merchandise inside protected by a ten cent lock. “
Reed – “ Couldn’t be more then four foot tall. “
Malloy – “ He’s a lot higher then that. “
Officer Grant- “ Eight hundred in the day time and a thousand at night. You aren’t gonna see anything but dollhouses, and toy cars and ants. What a great way to stamp out crime. “
Malloy – “Getting to be about that time. “
Reed – “ Just what my stomach was thinking. “
Reed – “ Can you believe that?”
Malloy – “ I think were about to meet the world’s dumbest thief. “
Reed – “ I wonder how he’d like my arm? Medium rare or well done. “
Malloy – “ Who do you think you are? Sgt. York? “
Malloy – “see this tree? Well you Marry it if you have to, But I want you right here when I finish talking to the lieutenant.”
Malloy - “ Well Mister we buster him for 21954 A.
Kid – “ What’s that mean?”
Malloy – “ Obstructing traffic. “
Malloy – “ The hills are so dry this time of the year. All you have to do is look at them sideways and they go up like a torch. “
Malloy – “ How do you feel partner? “
Reed – “ Hungry! “
Malloy – “ You seem a little down. “
Reed – “ Yeah. But did I do the right thing? “
Malloy – “ Probably. But on this job the only thing black and white is the car. “
Reed – “ Malloy! All of a sudden I’m just not hungry. “
Reed – “ Malloy. “
Malloy – “ No! “
Reed – “ What do you mean no?!”
Malloy – “ No I will not take a puppy. “
Reed – “ Did I ask you? Huh? “ Did I ask you to take a puppy? “
Malloy – “no. “
Reed – “ Well, don’t say no until I ask you. “
Malloy – “ Eight adorable, loveable, puppies need children for Birthday presents. Contact Jim Reed. PM watch. “
Malloy – “ Listen you meatball. What am I gonna do with a puppy? Lock it up in an empty apartment all the time while I’m workin. “
Malloy – “ Reed your out of your mind!”
Reed – “ Well 15 minutes to go to the end watch. “
Malloy – “What are trying to do, jinx us?
Reed – “ what do you mean? “
Male Dispatcher – “ All units in the vicinity, and 1- Adam 12, 1- Adam 12, a prowler there now, 456 Bennington, Apartment three, 1- Adam 12 code 2. “
Malloy – “ That’s what I mean. “
Reed – “ Malloy? “
Malloy – “ No! “
Reed – “what do mean? No. “
Malloy – “ No I do not want to spend the rest of watch trying to figure out why anybody would keep a Boa Contrictor as house pet.”
Reed – “you gotta admit, its pretty weird. “
Malloy – “ Ah it could be worse. Arthur might’ve been a Cobra. “
Reed – “ Grand theft horse? They’re putting us on. “ Hey Maybe that’s a phony call. “
Malloy – “ Grand theft horse? That’s gotta be for real, Its too goofy. “
Malloy – “Reed. “
Reed – “Yeah? “
Malloy – “ Don’t say it. “
Reed – “ Don’t say that the noise started again? “
Malloy – “Yeah. “
Reed – “ I wont. “
Reed – “ Whats the matter? “
Malloy – “ Looking around for another car. Before this one drives me into a rubber room.”
Reed – “ I already checked. They’re all tied up.”
Malloy – “ Hmm. “
Dectective – “ Do you know what kind of wall it was?”
Reed – “ Of course not! How am I suppose to know that? What are you getting at? “
Malloy – “ Take it easy. “
Reed – “ What am I suppose to do? Run up and look at the wall before I start shooting? It’s a stupid question. “
Reed – “ Feel like a darned fool. I can’t stop shaking. “
Malloy – “ Can I get you anything? A sandwich? Some soup? Aspirin? Six dancing girls?”
Reed – “No just leave me alone a minute. I’ll – I’ll be Okay.”
Reed – “ I saw a man shooting at me. And I shot back. Now that’s all I know. “
Waitress: One lousy dime, that's not a tip.
Officer James A. Reed: No ma'am, it's a hint.
Reed – “Remember there’s a rat in the middle of separate”
Malloy: " If your saying its the humidity and not the heat, you can go and walk. "
Officer Grant: “ How high you fly?”
Officer Grant: “ So you flutter around and keep that keen, keen eye on the freeways. That turn you on? Huh? “
Officer Wells : “ Hey, I’ll tell you what? You stay awake at roll call this morning and you just might learn something.”
Reed –
Malloy – “ Well lets go see if we can find another nail. “
Reed - “ Those guys are always coming out with hot cars aren’t they?”
Malloy – “ No big secret. Sanchaz memorizes the hot sheet. Mans got a photographic brain. Same as me. “
Reed – “ It’s a real gift isn’t it? “
Malloy – “ If you don’t forget to load the camera. “
Malloy – “ Nobody wants us today. “
Malloy – “ I don’t know how you can say that? I’m a real nature lover myself. “
Reed – “ Really isn’t too much of a hazard at that? “
Malloy – “ Lets be happy in our work Reed. “
Reed – “ Oh sure. But you got to admit, hasn’t been much of a day. “
Malloy – “ Tomorrow isn’t any better.”
Reed – “Yeah?”
Malloy – “ Somebody aught a cancel it. “
Reed – “ We were having lunch. “
Malloy – “ Say goodbye Reed. “
Malloy - “ You’re learning junior, You’re leaning. “
Malloy – “ Give him a ball a yarn and he could knit us both a sweater. “
Malloy – “ Alright music lover. Lets go tell the people they’re playing the piano too loud. “
Reed- " This looks like a steak to me now. "
Reed – “ Why do you say you’re going to eat light and order a pepperoni pizza? “
Malloy – “ Why do you use a toothpick? When all you got is a bowl of soup. “
Reed – “ Chicken! I saw you get out of that one! “
Malloy – “ Come on, Nick. What were you doing up here? “
Malloy- “ Every car I see turns into ’62 . “
Reed – “ Me, too. Makes you wonder. Just to grab a girl off the street, a guy would really have to be sick.”
Malloy- “ Sick yeah. He doesn’t have to grab anybody. There’s plenty of volunteers around. “
Officer Wells- “ I’m not gonna stand around watching a bunch of blue decon cowboys chasing after my niece!”
Mac- “ You’ve been on the job three weeks! You don’t have an opinion! “
Malloy – “ I don’t know, Maybe you may understand you. “
Malloy – “ Its when you start thinking before you’re supposed to think, that you think yourself dead. “
Malloy – “ Well its my allowance, mother. I can spend it on whatever I want. “
Malloy – “ Just fighting crime when and where we find it. “
Malloy – “ Let it go, Jim”
Malloy – “ I shoulda listened to me.”
Malloy – “ Five thousand men in the department and I had to draw you. “
Malloy – “ I’m gonna take you back to the station and trade you in…”
Malloy – “ Mad never solved anything. “
Reed – “ Its all a matter of organization.”
Reed – “ Nothing ever gets done if nobody ever volunteers for anything. “
Reed – “ There’s always something to be thankful for.”
Reed - “ See? A kind word never hurts.”
Reed – “ A home and a family, and that’s where the satisfactions are. “
Reed – “ We’re talking about a human life, something too valuable not to care. “
Reed - “ You rat! “
Reed – “ Terrific. “
Malloy – “ Didn’t we meet at roll call?”
Reed – “ Yes Sir.”
Malloy – “ You know, I can tell right off, you got a real flair for police work.
Reed – “Yes Sir.”
Reed – “Yes Sir.”
Malloy – Reed, do me a favor.
Reed –“ Yes Sir.”
Malloy- “ See if you can manage to follow me to the car.”
Reed- “ A bottle opener, a comb, and 27 cents.”
Malloy –“ Don’t forget the book.”
Reed – “Yeah, I wonder where he got that?”
Malloy – “ The good old mission. That’s their specialty… a meal, a bed and the book. “
Malloy – “ In where? “
“ In the refrigerator.”
Malloy- “You put the scarf in the refrigerator?”
Reed- “ Well, maybe that’s the last we’ll see of them.”
Malloy – “ I doubt it very much. “
Malloy – “ Maybe we should stencil it on our uniforms, GOOD COPS,HANDLE WITH CARE.”
Malloy – “ And what is that, a wayward bus?”
Malloy: The dicks have their job, and we have ours. Its that simple. “
Pete Malloy: You know what this is?
Jim Reed: Yes sir, it's a police car.
Pete Malloy: This black and white patrol car has an overhead valve V8 engine. It develops 325 horsepower at 4800 RPM's. It accelerates from 0 to 60 in seven seconds; it has a top speed of 120 miles an hour. It's equipped with a multi channeled DFE radio and an electronic siren capable of admitting three variables, wale, yelp, and alert. It also serves as an outside radio speaker and public address system. The automobile has two shotgun racks, one attached to the bottom portion of the front seat, one in the vehicle trunk. Attached to the middle of the dash, illuminated by a single bulb is a hot sheet desk. Fastened to which you will always make sure is the latest one off the teletype before you ever roll.
Jim Reed: Yes sir.
Pete Malloy: It's your life insurance and mine. You take care of it and it'll take care of you.
Jim Reed: Yes sir. You want me to drive?
Pete Malloy: A wise man once said; great hazards accompany innovation.
Jim Reed: Yeah. Who was that?
Pete Malloy: Me!
MALLOY: Today we got lucky. All we got was a sack of fish.
REED: You just have to know how to arrest them and still make them like you. We call it technique.
"Reed, you're hopeless!"-Pete Malloy
"The subject of marriage came up."-Pete Malloy
"I've gotta look to the future."-Tee Jay (the occasional snitch)
"What kind of mother are you?"-Jim Reed
"His rap sheet is coming in now."-Lieutenant Moore
Episode 83 "The Search", Malloy hears Reed's voice of the radio, transmissions w/ Sgt. Mc Donnald, Reed wanted to make one last check of
before moving else ware. Malloy"Jerk"
When Reed finds Malloy laying bleeding next to their battered patrol unit in the woods, Malloy looks up at Reed and Malloy says "Partner"
Malloy: "We have to come back here again." Reed: "Yeah, they had good food." Malloy: "Good food we can get anywhere, they had cute waitresses."
From Log 1: The Impossible Mission (1968)
The 415 at the park: Reed has just apprehendened the teens in the barbecue hut and Malloy is just about to read him the riot act:
Malloy: "Just who do you think you are, Sergeant York?"
Reed: "Got in behind them. There's nothing to it."
Malloy: "Really. You could've been killed. When I give you orders, boy, you obey 'em, understand?"
Reed: "Yes sir, but I had a vantage point that you didn't have, so I took the iniative into my own hands."
Malloy: "Well you just take this piece into your little two hands and put it back in the rack!"(hands shotgun to Reed).
Reed:" Sorry. I just thought I was doing the right thing."
Malloy: "You're not old enough to think yet, Junior."
Reed: "Yes sir."
Malloy: "It's when you start thinking, before you're supposed to think,that you think yourself dead!" (Sees and nods to Lt. Moore)"See this tree? Well marry it if you have to, but I want you right here while I go talk to the Lieutenant!"
From A Dead Cop Help Anyone (1969)
The next day on p.m. watch after Ed Wells jumped Adam-12's call and Malloy and Reed get chewed out by Mac. Pete is at his locker and basically tells Ed to stay away from him and don't roll on any of his calls unless he's assigned. Ed is about to protest:
Wells : "Now wait a minute . . "
Malloy: "No, you wait a minute! You charge around like some comic strip charcter. And the sad thing about is that you think you're doing good police work; well you're not. There's more to this job than breaking a door down and taking a gun from some nut. Looks like you haven't learned that yet, and you never will, so I don't need you and these kids don't need you! If you don't get yourself killed, it'll be your partner or some other policeman.
Wells: " Aw, you're just mad because I made the bust. You'll get over it."
Malloy: "Look, Wells, the sergeant chewed on us because we didn't take that call ourselves. And I took it and didn't tell him about the stupid stunt you pulled! But next time you might not be so lucky, so do yourself a favor too, stay away from me!"
Malloy: " you think you could do something about that mirror?"
Reed – “ Sounds like a red head I used to know. “
Malloy: “What’s so funny?”
Reed: “ Oh Wells. I never knew a guy who could get into more scrapes! “
Malloy: “ Lets get Wells and Brinkman to come the party. “
Reed:- “ Wells? I can hardly wait. “
Officer Wells - “ how do you like that? “
Officer Brinkman - “ Wanna stay and watch? “
Officer Wells – “ Might as well. Morning shot anyway. “
Reed - “ Sure. Duke needed another dishwasher like a hole in the head. “
Reed –
Malloy - “ There he is. Three minutes before we go to work and he walks in all suited up.“
Reed – “ Did I get any phone calls? “
Malloy – “ What calls? Who would call somebody at seven O clock in the morning?”
Malloy - “ What did the guy say who shined your shoes? “
Reed – “ Nothing. “
Malloy - “ Did he ask you any questions?”
Reed – “ HA HA He never said a word why? “
Malloy – “ how about that Mac?”
Mac – “ Kinda hard to believe isn’t? “
Malloy – “ Yeah! He might as at least offered to shine your ankles. “
Reed – “ I didn’t ask her it wasn’t on the check list. “
Malloy – “ Either was I suppose. “
Reed – “ Did you want to be?”
Malloy - What 4 o clock in the morning? No thanks! “
Malloy – “ You got a dime?! “
Reed – “ Organization. “
Malloy – “ its gonna be a long day. “
Malloy - “ Where to partner? The nearest phone booth? “
Malloy – “ Sorry partner.”
Reed – “ Is anybody gonna tell me what it is? “
Malloy – “ It’s a mask and gown. “
Malloy – “ A fortune of merchandise inside protected by a ten cent lock. “
Reed – “ Couldn’t be more then four foot tall. “
Malloy – “ He’s a lot higher then that. “
Officer Grant- “ Eight hundred in the day time and a thousand at night. You aren’t gonna see anything but dollhouses, and toy cars and ants. What a great way to stamp out crime. “
Malloy – “Getting to be about that time. “
Reed – “ Just what my stomach was thinking. “
Reed – “ Can you believe that?”
Malloy – “ I think were about to meet the world’s dumbest thief. “
Reed – “ I wonder how he’d like my arm? Medium rare or well done. “
Malloy – “ Who do you think you are? Sgt. York? “
Malloy – “see this tree? Well you Marry it if you have to, But I want you right here when I finish talking to the lieutenant.”
Malloy - “ Well Mister we buster him for 21954 A.
Kid – “ What’s that mean?”
Malloy – “ Obstructing traffic. “
Malloy – “ The hills are so dry this time of the year. All you have to do is look at them sideways and they go up like a torch. “
Malloy – “ How do you feel partner? “
Reed – “ Hungry! “
Malloy – “ You seem a little down. “
Reed – “ Yeah. But did I do the right thing? “
Malloy – “ Probably. But on this job the only thing black and white is the car. “
Reed – “ Malloy! All of a sudden I’m just not hungry. “
Reed – “ Malloy. “
Malloy – “ No! “
Reed – “ What do you mean no?!”
Malloy – “ No I will not take a puppy. “
Reed – “ Did I ask you? Huh? “ Did I ask you to take a puppy? “
Malloy – “no. “
Reed – “ Well, don’t say no until I ask you. “
Malloy – “ Eight adorable, loveable, puppies need children for Birthday presents. Contact Jim Reed. PM watch. “
Malloy – “ Listen you meatball. What am I gonna do with a puppy? Lock it up in an empty apartment all the time while I’m workin. “
Malloy – “ Reed your out of your mind!”
Reed – “ Well 15 minutes to go to the end watch. “
Malloy – “What are trying to do, jinx us?
Reed – “ what do you mean? “
Male Dispatcher – “ All units in the vicinity, and 1- Adam 12, 1- Adam 12, a prowler there now, 456 Bennington, Apartment three, 1- Adam 12 code 2. “
Malloy – “ That’s what I mean. “
Reed – “ Malloy? “
Malloy – “ No! “
Reed – “what do mean? No. “
Malloy – “ No I do not want to spend the rest of watch trying to figure out why anybody would keep a Boa Contrictor as house pet.”
Reed – “you gotta admit, its pretty weird. “
Malloy – “ Ah it could be worse. Arthur might’ve been a Cobra. “
Reed – “ Grand theft horse? They’re putting us on. “ Hey Maybe that’s a phony call. “
Malloy – “ Grand theft horse? That’s gotta be for real, Its too goofy. “
Malloy – “Reed. “
Reed – “Yeah? “
Malloy – “ Don’t say it. “
Reed – “ Don’t say that the noise started again? “
Malloy – “Yeah. “
Reed – “ I wont. “
Reed – “ Whats the matter? “
Malloy – “ Looking around for another car. Before this one drives me into a rubber room.”
Reed – “ I already checked. They’re all tied up.”
Malloy – “ Hmm. “
Dectective – “ Do you know what kind of wall it was?”
Reed – “ Of course not! How am I suppose to know that? What are you getting at? “
Malloy – “ Take it easy. “
Reed – “ What am I suppose to do? Run up and look at the wall before I start shooting? It’s a stupid question. “
Reed – “ Feel like a darned fool. I can’t stop shaking. “
Malloy – “ Can I get you anything? A sandwich? Some soup? Aspirin? Six dancing girls?”
Reed – “No just leave me alone a minute. I’ll – I’ll be Okay.”
Reed – “ I saw a man shooting at me. And I shot back. Now that’s all I know. “
Waitress: One lousy dime, that's not a tip.
Officer James A. Reed: No ma'am, it's a hint.
Reed – “Remember there’s a rat in the middle of separate”
Malloy: " If your saying its the humidity and not the heat, you can go and walk. "
Officer Grant: “ How high you fly?”
Officer Grant: “ So you flutter around and keep that keen, keen eye on the freeways. That turn you on? Huh? “
Officer Wells : “ Hey, I’ll tell you what? You stay awake at roll call this morning and you just might learn something.”
Reed –
Malloy – “ Well lets go see if we can find another nail. “
Reed - “ Those guys are always coming out with hot cars aren’t they?”
Malloy – “ No big secret. Sanchaz memorizes the hot sheet. Mans got a photographic brain. Same as me. “
Reed – “ It’s a real gift isn’t it? “
Malloy – “ If you don’t forget to load the camera. “
Malloy – “ Nobody wants us today. “
Malloy – “ I don’t know how you can say that? I’m a real nature lover myself. “
Reed – “ Really isn’t too much of a hazard at that? “
Malloy – “ Lets be happy in our work Reed. “
Reed – “ Oh sure. But you got to admit, hasn’t been much of a day. “
Malloy – “ Tomorrow isn’t any better.”
Reed – “Yeah?”
Malloy – “ Somebody aught a cancel it. “
Reed – “ We were having lunch. “
Malloy – “ Say goodbye Reed. “
Malloy - “ You’re learning junior, You’re leaning. “
Malloy – “ Give him a ball a yarn and he could knit us both a sweater. “
Malloy – “ Alright music lover. Lets go tell the people they’re playing the piano too loud. “
Reed- " This looks like a steak to me now. "
Reed – “ Why do you say you’re going to eat light and order a pepperoni pizza? “
Malloy – “ Why do you use a toothpick? When all you got is a bowl of soup. “
Reed – “ Chicken! I saw you get out of that one! “
Malloy – “ Come on, Nick. What were you doing up here? “
Malloy- “ Every car I see turns into ’62 . “
Reed – “ Me, too. Makes you wonder. Just to grab a girl off the street, a guy would really have to be sick.”
Malloy- “ Sick yeah. He doesn’t have to grab anybody. There’s plenty of volunteers around. “
Officer Wells- “ I’m not gonna stand around watching a bunch of blue decon cowboys chasing after my niece!”
Mac- “ You’ve been on the job three weeks! You don’t have an opinion! “
Malloy – “ I don’t know, Maybe you may understand you. “
Malloy – “ Its when you start thinking before you’re supposed to think, that you think yourself dead. “
Malloy – “ Well its my allowance, mother. I can spend it on whatever I want. “
Malloy – “ Just fighting crime when and where we find it. “
Malloy – “ Let it go, Jim”
Malloy – “ I shoulda listened to me.”
Malloy – “ Five thousand men in the department and I had to draw you. “
Malloy – “ I’m gonna take you back to the station and trade you in…”
Malloy – “ Mad never solved anything. “
Reed – “ Its all a matter of organization.”
Reed – “ Nothing ever gets done if nobody ever volunteers for anything. “
Reed – “ There’s always something to be thankful for.”
Reed - “ See? A kind word never hurts.”
Reed – “ A home and a family, and that’s where the satisfactions are. “
Reed – “ We’re talking about a human life, something too valuable not to care. “
Reed - “ You rat! “
Reed – “ Terrific. “
Malloy – “ Didn’t we meet at roll call?”
Reed – “ Yes Sir.”
Malloy – “ You know, I can tell right off, you got a real flair for police work.
Reed – “Yes Sir.”
Reed – “Yes Sir.”
Malloy – Reed, do me a favor.
Reed –“ Yes Sir.”
Malloy- “ See if you can manage to follow me to the car.”
Reed- “ A bottle opener, a comb, and 27 cents.”
Malloy –“ Don’t forget the book.”
Reed – “Yeah, I wonder where he got that?”
Malloy – “ The good old mission. That’s their specialty… a meal, a bed and the book. “
Malloy – “ In where? “
“ In the refrigerator.”
Malloy- “You put the scarf in the refrigerator?”
Reed- “ Well, maybe that’s the last we’ll see of them.”
Malloy – “ I doubt it very much. “
Malloy – “ Maybe we should stencil it on our uniforms, GOOD COPS,HANDLE WITH CARE.”
Malloy – “ And what is that, a wayward bus?”